Dead man Joaquin. Well, not dead, exactly, but definitely heavily medicated in this incredibly bizarre Letterman appearance.
Keillor on Updike. Garrison Keillor mourns the passing of John Updike at Salon.com, calling him “the cheerfullest writer in the world.”
Hallmark on truth serum. Cracked.com showcases the 15 winners of a contest in which readers submitted Valentine’s cards that are actually honest. It’s a mixed bag, but worth the click for Number 2.
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